There are multiple reports of Jesus being sighted north of Bethlehem, ahead of Easter.
The latest sighting of Jesus was at midday today in the Te Puna estuary, says local Jesus spotter, Frank Incense.
Jesus didn't want to appear on camera.
When approached for comment, he was a bit cross.
'We're making a movie,” Jesus told a bystander.
There was no sign of Joseph or Mary.
SunLive has sent a reporter to the scene to investigate the sighting.
More soon.....
4 comments
Cargo pants?
Posted on 24-03-2021 12:59 | By morepork
Nice to see that he moves with the times...
Amazing.....
Posted on 24-03-2021 15:00 | By The Professor
Is he really walking on the surface of the water or is that trick photography?
Love it Brian,
Posted on 24-03-2021 16:18 | By nerak
Keep up the great commentary... Kind regards
Carpenter spotted
Posted on 25-03-2021 12:58 | By SonnyJim
Tall white guy seen carrying gauged Boric 4x2 recyclables. Nothing to see here.
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